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Oh Fuck You Want This IPhone Case Like Bad
GUYS, PLEASE NOTE: This iPhone case does not protect your precious baby; it is decorative only, okay? We do not want you to get it in your hands and then be sad!
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Men’s Commie Girl Collective Tee
This is our son, Jimmy, showing off his Commie Girl tee and his “Rebecca” tat. (That’s us. We are Rebecca. We were still really mad though.) Isn’t that sweet? Oh, right, these only come in black now,...
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Hotsky-to-Trotsky Professor Elizabeth Warrenovna Men’s Tee!
Oh my god you guys, they are in. They are black. They are T-shirts. They are preshrunk, 100 percent cotton. What else? They’re nice and soft, they’re made in Honduras and silkscreened in Missoula,...
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Hillary Clinton 2016 Tee: ‘I Was Born To Do This’
Hillary Clinton 2016, etc! Silkscreened in Missoula, MT. Women, figure out your men’s T-shirt size and ORDER THE FUCK OUT OF IT! Shipping is free (unless you’re a 3x, sorry, impeach us, but they cost...
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Girls’ and Women’s Commie Girl Collective Tanks and Tees
We’ve got a new shipment in, but these run small! So if you would usually wear a medium, ORDER A LARGE INSTEAD! If you would usually wear a large, GO XL! Etc. You are smart, we are pretty sure you can...
View ArticleGift Wrap? Sure, gift wrap! Clicky clicky!
Only $3.99? What an amaaazing bargain! PLEASE NOTE, WE STOLE THAT PHOTO. GIFT WRAP IS NOT GOING TO LOOK LIKE THAT. But we will use, like, two complementary colors of tissue paper probably, and a nicer...
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Coffee Cups! For Your Coffee!
Look at you, DRINKIN’ COFFEE! Tea is for losers. Wake up with Bernie Sanders! And on the back? Thank you mistress may I have another (cup)! Who is yelling at the banks, because it is a day?...
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Bernie For The Future: Bernie Sanders 2016 T-Shirt
ATTENTION Wonkette is officially on tour in the #Wonkebago. We have brought our merchandise with us, but are out of Large Bernie Shirts. You can still order them, but they won’t be shipped until we...
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HELL. NO. Blue anti-Trump baseball cap
Some of us aren’t going to stand by while Donald Trump “Makes America Great Again” on the backs of Muslims, our black pals, women, immigrants, working people, and everyone else who isn’t *actively...
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Oh Fuck You Want This IPhone Case Like Bad
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LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE 2020! The Only Ballcap You Need
HELLO PATRIOTS! Here is your red, white, and blue LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE 2020 hats! For just $19.99! Is there FREE SHIPPING? There is FREE SHIPPING! Order now, and we will send them to you when we...
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IMPEACH
Hat. $19.99. Free shipping. You buy now. OR! Buy ALL THREE of our Wonkette Bazaar chapeaux for $50. God, we are good to you.
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Hat Special! One LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE 2020 and One HELL. NO. hat!
Hi there! LOOK AT MY NIECES and BUY THESE HATS! Get one of each for just $30, because I am good to you. FREE SHIPPING! Buy buy buy.
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Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna Hotsky-To-Trotsky Women’s Tee!
These are women’s T-shirts, but they’re a “junior cut,” so as to nip in at the waist and THEY RUN SMALL! So order up a size or two! Shipping is free. The shirts themselves are made in Honduras and...
View ArticleWonkette Onesie For All The Wonkette Babbies In Your Life
Oh, was someone you love born? FOR US TOO! Here is Donna Rose, heiress to the Wonkette Media Empire, in a onesie far too big for her because we only got that sample back from the printer. It has a...
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Wonkette Elections Of USA America Election, The Card Game
The time has come to cast your vote, to help decide the future of our beloved homeland, USA America! Who will guide our motherland into the glorious future? Bernie Sanders with his legion of zealots?...
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THREEFER Hat Special! Impeach, Hell No, AND Literally Anyone Else 2020!
All of the hats. Buy them. $50 $45 ON SALE through Christmas includes one FREE SHIPPING, plus Literally Anyone Else 2020, one HELL. NO., and one IMPEACH! Hell YES.
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